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Azincourt 2008
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So, another nap for Simon and Tara. what?! Working sewing things?! Never, you were sleeping! I cold hear the snores!! Oh well, maybe not them... just Simon seems to have a bit of a worm crisis on a the moment!! You can see him thinking, "Erm, which one should I grab first?"
Still, he has his uses! Actually, in all fairness – and I am only saying this as I come the end of the second bottle of white after the half bottle of Baileys (well, you can only drink so much can’t you!) – that Andy is actually a well respected and valued member of TeamOxford (we are now modelled on TeamGB and their wonderful success of the Olympics. Go TeamOxford!). His hygiene needs some fixing, and his oratory manner. (and for God sake somebody cut that hair this isn’t the 70’s! -Ed.)... hold on I am Ed.!!! Yes you are –Ed. What??! Stop that! Stop what- Ed. GGGGGGGAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha allblackallbaclkaalllcbalck! MICHAEL BALLACK!!! He is to blame!!! Burn him! Burn the German! Burn the German!!!
What?! I have something on my nose??
Now, there has been a lot of debate about these shorts. They are my football shorts, but various people seem to have said that they are like tight 1980's football shorts. I disagree. I think they show my wonderful muscular legs off very nicely. Simon disagrees with me! Andy is just clueless. By the way, the socks ARE a joke... no, really. No, really. Really. No, really.
With no offence to all the gay communities out there... I think you may have missed one...
So. Very, very drunk. I think the eyes say it all and the completely failed attempt to sniff the snuff on the first asking may have given the game away! Still, as I say in the picture, number two is the winning number and it certanily was. Snuff. Lovely stuff.
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