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Groombridge Living History
Still suffering from Mr Squiff's expanded appendage (see page 2!)... what, I can't say that? What do you mean?! Bah! Testicles, Schmesticle, I think she wants to be Dutch and so is learning strange Hollandish dances! Did you know Holland isn't actually another word for The Netherlands, but just the name of a region within this wonderfully flat country? Yes. Yes, I did. I told you, schmart arsch!
What is the difference better Sir Thomas and a peacock? One has a peacock....etc etc!
"Hmmmm," thinks Granty, "if they ever run out of toilet paper in camp I could be on to a winner!!".
Behold, the Devil!! I think it is pretty... say that when it has your face in its jaws!! It doesn't have jaws! You draw the Devil on the wall! You been reading Denis Wheatley again?!
"I'd like thank my agent, my household captain, my panache for this wonderful best up-turned stool award..." Later that evening, "Most Suspect Glance at an Arse award" went to Colin the Canadian!
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