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Hedingham Castle 2009, page 2...  Well, it didn't take long to return to silliness did it? So, as I sit here naked listening to Josh Grobin and drinking Grant's gin and tonic a feeling of familiarity flows over me; a warming to the good old days of booze and updates. Of course Simon is licking up his split drink, and of course Dave has spied a camera and is being silly. What else did you expect? We are the Oxfords!! Look upon our works ye mighty and dispair!! We are the King of Kings!! Ye Olde picture of Paul and Sue, although some may suggest Sue and Paul. In any case, assassin!! Sneaky finger gun-man dares to do away with Paulius!! Funny thing is, no one seems to have noticed?! Is it, perchance, a ghost assasin?! Whoooaa, that is too spooky! I shall phone Derek Anaconda, or that bug-eyed lass from Blue Peter. Actually, when she was younger, you know, I would have. Not now though. Jesus no. I am not an animal.  A great picture, and yet NO-ONE notices the flying hat in the top right of the picture. That is called distraction my firend and that hat has just stolen your wallet. Or purse. Or walletpurse if you are girly like Andy.  Wtf?! If webdude didn't believe in the spunkynatural then he sure doesn't now. That is because it is Simon. Get a grip crusties! What did you think it was? There is no afterlife. Isn't that right Simon. "Yes". Thank y... holy batman pants*!! How can Simon be here and in this sinister real time webcam image as well (ahem, ahem, cough, cough)...! Maybe there is morei n heaven and earth, yadda, yadda, yadda... * £10.99 from Forbitten Planet  Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Nelson Mandeeellllllllllaaaa!! Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Nelson Mandeeellllllllllaaaa!! Sorry? What? Oh, it's you!! I was just enjoying myself. Free Mandela. What? He is free? Bollocks! What shall I do now? Bah! Actually, he was freed almost twenty years ago!! F***** h**l!!! Twenty years ago!!! My God, I feel.... so...... old. Anyway. Tara's battle hair as done by Marie (by personal appointment only). Begs the questions, when will our Tara actually "battle" again...? Hmmm? Hmmm? Hmmm???  Freeeeeeeeeeeeee............ oh hold on, done that one! Old Hairy Faced Lived up to her name. Still, you can see she is smiling, bless! Ha! Of course, you can see it is the BACK of Tara's head and not Old Hairy Face at all (she didn't come to Heders). Nice weave. And the serial weaver is exposed!! Marie the new Oxford hair consultant is introduced to the world. She will next be working on styles for Dave, Grant and Simon. Oh dear...  Someone is happy with their stolen hat!! And before Ye Olde Crimewatch is called, the hat was returned. Now a quick game of spot the missing button! After three, one!!! T'.... oh, you've got it? Poop! 
Ah, what a sight. Make me pee my pants in joy. There is onyl one thing worse than running out of gin, and that is runnign out of tonic and lime. Curses. I shall beat the maid soundly tomorrow. Goodnight. [1, 2] |
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